Funny Old Wives Tales
If a girl bites off the head of a butterfly she will get a dress of the same color.
Feed your watchdog gun powder to make him fierce
To successfully grow hot peppers one must be mad when they plant them.
If your wife can't get pregnant spank her with a split shingle
One of my favorites from childhood was:
If you swallow a melon seed it will grow inside you- every time I swallowed one I freaked out!! LOL