Thursday, February 20, 2014

Wisdom Wed

Funny Old Wives Tales

If a girl bites off the head of a butterfly she will get a dress of the same color.

Feed your watchdog gun powder to make him fierce

To successfully grow hot peppers one must be mad when they plant them.

If your wife can't get pregnant spank her with a split shingle

One of my favorites from childhood was:

If you swallow a melon seed it will grow inside you- every time I swallowed one I freaked out!! LOL